Double sided door plaque making this the ideal PG rated gift. Using Scots language with ‘The Bairn’ on one side and ‘Coorie Doon Noo Pal’ (go to sleep now) on the other. Ideal as either name plate, or instruction! Acrylic on wood. 28cm by 12 cm £35
Our mini street sign, ‘Stooshie’ is best translated as ‘Knickers in a twist’. You’ll have your own ideas about who this one will suit perfectly and where they can put it! 50cm by 10cm
£30
SMALL SIGNS FOR THE HOME
WANKER. Speaks for itself this one - in vibrant blues and green to take the sting away.
28cm by 10cm £35
Double-sided door plaque for the bathroom. Ideal gift. Scots language , meaning either no-one is in or busy having a dip. 28cm by 12cm. Acrylic on Wood
£35
‘Talking Pish’ is something that generally happens to the Scots after a few hours in the pub. It happens to the English too, they just don’t know how to describe it. Perfect for a home bar or even a real one! Mini street sign in style. MDF long tile on black MDF board. 50cm by 10cm
£30
“Nippy Sweetie’ is a fab Scots language double-sided pre-warning sign for anyone who has to enter a teenager’s bedroom. Nippy Sweetie means emotions are running high whilst Easie -Osie is best translated as calm. For only £35, the darlings can let you know if you are welcome within. 28cm by 12cm Acrylic on wood
‘Knob’ is a beautifully rose-coloured heart-felt expression in mini street sign style. Guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of any cherished knob. Acrylic on MDF 50cm by 10cm
£30
Something that brings familiarity and great joy to me is the language of my homeland. Scotland (and in my case Fife) is a place where the most mundane of conversations is delivered in a dialect that has a twinkle in its eye. The vocabulary has laughs built-in and a second-nature, well-placed one-liner can disarm the most determined curmudgeon. Its vernacular is a work of art and one where the working classes excel on a daily basis. It is no wonder the area is teeming with wordsmiths. Much of this collection is my love letter to home.